So far in my career I've wrestled with a bear, changed the face of the planet,
created an art gallery the size of the UK, partaken in a bit of bondage with
Herman Melville (and a few of his friends) and worked for Her Maj.
I've also got a couple of Blue Peter badges.
This site is what's known as a "holding page" and it'll be here until I get around
to uploading my work properly.
In the meantime, here's me moaning about stuff on Twitter.